All right! Here we go!
Monday night proved why some writers should not be striking, but should be looking for work in another field somewhere. The morons responsible for the crap that aired Monday on a show called CSI: Miami, should never be allowed to write again. I know, the show isn't that good to begin with. I agree, and if it weren't for the eye candy, there would be no reason to watch it at all. But on Monday (December 10th, 2007) the show officially jumped the shark. The shows main theme dealt with the team looking for an illegal gun that could shoot 100,000 rounds per minute. When we finally get to see the gun, it looked like they just took a stage light from the KISS Reunion Tour and called it a gun. Not only could it shoot 100,000 rounds per minute, it could do it with absolutely no recoil at all. I don't want to tell you any more as it is painful to recall the details. I hope to repress all memories of that show. On the bright side, I can now get to bed an hour earlier as I no longer have to watch CSI: Miami.
So, if you are one of the writers responsible for that particular episode, do not place it in your portfolio if you ever want to work again. Actually, put it in your portfolio so people know not to hire you to write for television ever again.
Stay tuned for more complaints to come.
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