Drivers

Ok, maybe we need to start a lobby group to get the auto makers on board. Or maybe we need to be tougher when testing drivers. Or maybe we need to have the police do a better job cracking down. All I know is that we need people to start using their signal lights when driving. It's amazing how many people think the drivers behind them are psychic and can read their minds.

Every day I get behind these idiots that change lanes and make left and right turns and never turn on their signal lights. They seem to think that when making a left turn, they can turn into the right lane of the street they are turning onto as well, which just causes more problems. All I know is that we need a new law.

We should make it legal to hit anyone that doesn't turn on their signal light when they should. We should all get large bumpers installed on our vehicles so we can bash these morons and maybe drive some sense into them. We have politicians making laws that will make it illegal to drive while talking on a cell phone and smoke while there are children in the vehicle, but we can't get the police to enforce the laws that are already in place. Mind you, I have seen police officers drive while talking on the cell phone and change lanes without signalling, so what do I expect.

So, for all of you who don't use your signal lights, start! And for those of you who do, please continue and thank you for thinking of other drivers.

Why Some Writers Shouldn't Be On Strike

All right! Here we go!

Monday night proved why some writers should not be striking, but should be looking for work in another field somewhere. The morons responsible for the crap that aired Monday on a show called CSI: Miami, should never be allowed to write again. I know, the show isn't that good to begin with. I agree, and if it weren't for the eye candy, there would be no reason to watch it at all. But on Monday (December 10th, 2007) the show officially jumped the shark. The shows main theme dealt with the team looking for an illegal gun that could shoot 100,000 rounds per minute. When we finally get to see the gun, it looked like they just took a stage light from the KISS Reunion Tour and called it a gun. Not only could it shoot 100,000 rounds per minute, it could do it with absolutely no recoil at all. I don't want to tell you any more as it is painful to recall the details. I hope to repress all memories of that show. On the bright side, I can now get to bed an hour earlier as I no longer have to watch CSI: Miami.

So, if you are one of the writers responsible for that particular episode, do not place it in your portfolio if you ever want to work again. Actually, put it in your portfolio so people know not to hire you to write for television ever again.

Stay tuned for more complaints to come.